I had to listen to a mix tape of “I don’t have one” and “I just may be dying” today.
There wasn’t an actual tape that I was listening to, but there was a mother claiming that her sniffles were both “nothing” and the “end of the world” over a span of several hours. It was like having a living/breathing Google session in my living room, which was insanely annoying and a reminder that I have NO proper frame of reference for the proper behavior when sick.